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In spite of recent reports, it has come to my attention that all reports on the fall of the U.S. in 2008 are wronger than wrong.  First of all, the U.S. can not fail; the rest of the world will not allow it (we’re too big to fail).  If we go down, who will hand out cookies and Coke to all those loser nations that can’t get their shit together long enough to create their own version of Britney Spears (or even Matt Lauer)?  No, the U.S. is here to stay – like a neighbor that bitches about the height of your lawn until they pay to have it mowed themselves (or is it “mown”?).  We’re going to grow to Dumbo proportions.  We’re going to absorb Mexico and Canada in 2008s to come and name them “South of Here” and “North of Here” respectively and never have to lose weight, because no one tells Dumbo he’s fat.

-Eventually the powers that be will come to their senses and make Hawaii our nation’s capital so our anointed officials can party all the time, eating poi from the navels of hula girls and cabana boys, while passing whatever laws their lobbyist creditors tell them are best for us.  They’ll have to move eventually anyway just so they don’t have to watch the country sink into territorial blocks along racial lines (as we become less and less wealthy, you can bet your ass we’ll all stop getting along)…

But I digress.

No, we are the forever nation; and if we die, we’ll simply freeze our head and wait for some future nation to thaw it out when it notices we’re having nightmares about Kurt Russell and that Penelope Cruz chick who won’t accept us for the twisted freak we are.  We’ll wake up and all of our money will be still be there, and we’ll still be pretty, and 2008 will be the best year ever.

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Tango at La Viruta Buenos Aires from Jet Set Life on Vimeo.

Filling the void (when work is removed) brings us to some interesting places around the world. The most recent of which is taking a Tango lesson at La Viruta Armenian Cultural Center in Buenos Aires. The idea for this came straight from the Oracle himself-Tim Ferriss. If you prefer watching video over reading text, then watch the video above and for a good laugh go to minute X and watch Kim’s head tilting to show me where to move next. It’s hysterical. I don’t expect Dancing with The Stars to be calling anytime soon. I’m getting ahead of myself here.

In reading Tim’s fantastic book the Four Hour Work Week he talks about becoming a champion Tango dancer (on a mini-retirement to Buenos Aires) and how he trained at a Milonga called La Viruta. What’s a Milonga you ask? I asked the same question. By definition a Milonga is-a term for a place where Tango is danced. I thought, well, O.K. that seems clear enough.

Kim and I sat down at the beginning of the year and created our 2008 dreamline. In the ‘do’ category we decided to list ‘take a tango lesson at La Viruta Armenian Cultural Center in Buenos Aires’. We really had no idea what to expect and wanted to be surprised.

So, here’s how it goes down. The Milonga itself doesn’t really get started until around midnight. If you want to take a lesson you get there at around 11 p.m. You purchase a ticket at the door for a beginner, intermediate or an advanced class. Have a drink at the bar and wait for them to call your class. Oh yeah, it’s all in Spanish. I mean entirely. Not a word of English to be heard anywhere.

Our group (maybe about 20 people) was called to the dance floor and our lesson began. We had two instructors, a male (I think it was Lorenzo Llamas) and a female (I’m pretty certain she was Penelope Cruz- and BTW very pregnant). Our instructors give us very detailed and very fast instructions in perfect Argentine Spanish. Of which I understood – Zippo. The good news is that they demonstrate a set of Tango steps for us to mimic. The bad news is I couldn’t mimic squat.

After an hour of a hysterically funny and embarrassing Tango lesson it was time for the Milonga to begin. Imagine people ranging from 20 to 90 years old showing up at around midnight and dancing Tango until the sun rises the next morning. It’s really quite an experience. Everyone Tangos in a counter clockwise direction in amazingly beautiful synchronicity.

It got me thinking about life. It cost us five bucks to get in and 2 cocktails at the bar. That’s it. I say, don’t wait until retirement to experience all there is in the world. Use a mini-retirement to sample your deferred life plan NOW! It’s worth it. I promise.

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